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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
shslrealist
shslrealist

After Future Past

[POSSIBLE SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN’T PLAYED AWAKENING]

I guess I had this thought. That it would be cool at the end of The Future Past dlc, for Awakening…. it’s like the cutscene where Chrom and Lissa meet Robin, but its Lucina and Owain with Morgan. With the bit of the ending cutscene where Robin sacrifices themselves at the end of Awakening.

Like cmon, they don’t mention where Morgan goes at the end :^(

Alson maybe like Gerome or Laurent are Frederick.

—–

Owain: Lucina, we have to do something.

Lucina: What do you propose we do?

Owain: I- I dunno.

*Morgan opens their eyes*

Lucina: I see you’re awake now.

Owain: Hey there.

Lucina: There are better places to take a nap than on the ground, yknow.. Give me your hand.

*Morgan takes Lucina’s hand*

Lucina: Welcome back. It’s over now.

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one-piece-of-harry

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

one-piece-of-harry

This post is pissing people off so I’m gonna add to it:

*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em

***

Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-

Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off

***

Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this

Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is

***

Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me

Spidey, with narrowed eyes: is this homophobia or arachnophobia

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freakinasheet

Disney: We’d like to get your permission to have Bowser cameo in this scene of our new video game movie

Nintendo: Sure but only if he holds his coffee cup in this specific way, we cannot have him be out of character

Ubisoft: Yo can Luigi dab in our game

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Nintendo: Absolutely

signfelledbaselyne

dabbing is the most in character thing luigi has ever done what are you talking about

Source: freakinasheet
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eloquentdrivil

I legitimately do not understand why a vegan who’s dedicated to pursuing a 100% vegan lifestyle, to the point where they want their pets on a vegan diet as well, do not. just. keep. naturally vegan pets.

Rabbits, guinea pigs, hamsters, gerbils, tortoises, iguanas, a fucking horse, for fucks sake!

Like. My god, you have so many options for pets that literally CAN’T eat meat! Why would you insist on keeping a predator, if you can’t stomach the idea that they’re goddamn predators??

Do you have any idea how goddamn loving a hamster can be? Would you like to know what it feels like when a bunny asks you for cuddles?

Vegan pets are a thing. Animals that literally only eat plant matter are a thing.

You don’t have to torture dogs and cats to live a purely vegan lifestyle. Go buy a fucking guinea pig.

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iopele:
“ thoughts-of-an-x-factor:
“ truecrimeuserboxes:
“this user fucking hates nazis
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I want to make it clear, too, that I count nazi apologists as nazis for this, too.
Nazi ideology revolves around racial superiority to the point of genocide....
truecrimeuserboxes

this user fucking hates nazis

thoughts-of-an-x-factor

I want to make it clear, too, that I count nazi apologists as nazis for this, too.


Nazi ideology revolves around racial superiority to the point of genocide. It’s a political ideology that should be shamed out of existence. 

iopele

this user absolutely and unequivocally hates Nazis and Nazi apologists

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astronomxcalthings

If you’re a nazi you are NOT allowed to go see Into the Spiderverse because Spider Noir can and WILL rip through the screen and deck you in the jaw

bagel-bird

If you’re a nazi you are NOT allowed to go anywhere or Spider Noir WILL deck you in the jaw

sexycraisinthanos

If you’re a Nazi you can’t see spider verse because the whole movie is about avenging the death of a jewish man

thesufferer1998

If you’re a nazi, go die.

raven-dreaming

if you’re a nazi, spider noir WILL kill you

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