- You’re a rebel by accident cause you get really animated when you talk and hit people in the face leading to fights. Now you just roll with it. I know the truth though.
- Totally saw you spray paint the principals car and you’ll have to buy me dinner to keep me quiet.
- I pretty much live in detention and you’re a straight A student here on your first offense. Wanna add another and skip detention with me?
- Every time I get in a fight you patch me up but now I’m the one patching you up after your tripped on thin air.
- I’m a super tough punk who hates authority. Your parents are cops who have met me more than once but I like you a lot.
- Me and my buddies vandalized your backyard trampling your mini garden in the process. Now I feel really shitty cause you’re really upset about this. Look I’ll help fix it okay just stop with the sad faces.
- Accidentally knocked you out when you got caught in the middle of a fist fight between me and this other kid during school. So I sat with you in the nurses office. Shut up! Punks like me have consciouses to you know!
- You’re always picking fights and I’m the one who has to use my charm and way with words to stop them from getting out of hand.
- You’re a police officer and I’m constantly in and out of holding/jail and we get to know each other well so sometimes you give me my favorite treats when no ones looking.
- I’m always fighting and getting in trouble at school so people avoid me. You frequent the small ice cream shop my parents own and know how kind I am to children and elderly people but I don’t realize this.
- You give me a piggy back ride (or ride home) after I got out of a brutal fight and can barely stand.
- I brought my new kitten to school hold her please while I kick this guys ass.
- Punks can get scared of thunder storms to
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PSA TO FAINT HEARTED/EASILY FRIGHTENED TUMBLR USERS
The Poltergeist ad that Tumblr is promoting is a GIF.
IT WILL MOVE.
It is designed to scare you by making you think it is a still photo, but it is animated.
Once the red ball reaches the nose area, the doll will stand up and lunge at the camera.
Please keep safe babies, and take care to avoid that ad if you know you cannot handle it.
if you want to block these ads and stop them appearing on your dash please add these filters to your adblock (if using chrome, i don’t know the alternatives for other browsers, sorry ;;;;; )
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please signal boost this post and message people you know who are triggered by suddenly moving gifs, it’s really important!!
This song doesn’t even have words and it can make me cry for a million different reasons. It’s so hauntingly beautiful, this is the magic of twenty one pilots.
hello yes everyone that hasn’t had the pleasure of listening to this song, please do. its a good one, I promise
Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex. Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom to pee, even if it doesn’t feel like you need to, because even a little pee can flush out the bacteria and prevent a UTI. I didn’t know about this and I got a UTI from my first time, and it was super awful and uncomfortable and unfortunately even those with good sex education rarely learn info like this. I want everyone with a vagina to know how to prevent it because UTIs suck hard. That is all.
List of bisexuals whose identities are erased by the media.
- P!nk
- Anne Frank
- Megan Fox
- Billie Joe Armstrong
- Snooki
- Drew Barrymore
- Angelina Jolie
- Azealia Banks
- Kesha
- Fergie
- Lady Gaga
- Madonna
- Clive Davis
- Anna Paquin
- Bai Ling
- Carrie Brownstein
- Evan Rachel Wood
- Amber Heard
- Frenchie Davis
- Vanessa Carlton
- Jillian Michaels
- Freddie Mercury (debatable, but considering he had had a long-term relationship with Mary Austin and he tended to keep quiet on matters of his private life, we’ll never know for sure)
All or which have either been given the name “gay” or “straight“ by the media despite coming out. There are more than two sexualities and this is a fact that most people (even on Tumblr nowadays) forget. People tend to assume that since someone is with a person of the same gender, they’re gay. (Or vice versa in Angelina or P!nk’s case) This is incorrect to assume because you’re erasing their identities in the process. The people on this list aren’t gay or straight, they’re bisexual. No matter how much the media tries to erase that.
this just made me feel so much better
I rly didn’t know about some of these!
You guys forgot William Shakespeare
Come to me
for people having issues with Skype taking up too much CPU
its honestly a pretty simple fix
1. go to options
2. go to advanced and then the subcategory connection
3. untick box “use port 80 and 443 as additional incoming connections”
4. restart
5. ????
6. profit!!!
for most people, this should work. port 80 and 443 are merely fallback ports in the case that your randomized port doesn’t work. you can always re-tick it if this fix does not work for you. it won’t damage anything.
please reblog this because i just tried it and skype went from sucking up 27% of my CPU to only about 0.2%. i know this is a major issue for a lot of people!!
“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.
Tips from orion
If you wake up one morning and you can’t move anything but your eyes DONT OPEN UR EYES
more info!;
- its called sleep paralysis
- you will not be able to move or talk
- you will feel like there’s someone in the room with you
- you may hallucinate
- it is HORRIBLE
wiggle your tongue, it wakes you up. i get them a lot so yea
THHHAAAANNNKKKK YOUUUU
it is also said that wiggling your toes and moving your fingers can help regain your full mobility faster
also, when OP says “don’t open your eyes” it is serious, let me explain:
while asleep, your breathing is very different than while you’re awake, you are consuming way less energy, so you breathe less.
in sleep paralysis, the part of your brain that controls your consciousness and your senses will be awake, but the part that controls your body and lets you move will not.
with this decreased breathing rate, your conscious part of the brain will believe you are having difficulty breathing because something is preventing you from, which can lead to a hallucination, which will probably show something you are very afraid of sitting on your chest or strangling you.
if this ever happens to you, wiggle your tongue, your toes, and your fingers, this will help you wake up, but even if it is the middle of the night you should not try an go back to sleep, because it could happen again.
to prevent them you can try sleeping on your side and preventing having your arms above your head while falling asleep.
sleep paralysis is very scary, please stay safe, and when it all pases remember that it is not real, and that you’re ok.
A Friendly Reminder
-Deadpool is insecure
-Deadpool has chronic pain
-Deadpool is submissive in bed
-Deadpool is pansexual
-Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
-Deadpool is a blonde
-Deadpool’s initials are WWW
-Deadpool had an abusive father
-Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
-Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
-Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
-Deadpool had a daughter
-Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
-Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
-Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
-Deadpool is good with kids
-Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
-Deadpool hates himself
-Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
-Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
-Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
Let’s not forget:
- Deadpool knows sign language
-Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can
-Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before
-Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm
-Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable
-Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times
-Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving
-Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect
-Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce”
-Deadpool bought diapers for Hope
-Deadpool has a dog
-Deadpool didn’t become like his dad
-Deadpool is a good person
-Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros”
-Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.
